Replenish & Strengthen: Squalane Serum

🧖🏼‍♀️ Your No-Bullsh*t Skincare Routine

Let’s be honest, if your skin’s dull, dry, or breaking out, it’s not bad luck, it’s bad habits and a half arsed routine. Here’s how to fix it (and stick at it):

1. Cleanse.

You need to wash the sh*t off your face. A clean face isn’t optional; it’s just basic hygiene. At the end of a day, makeup, SPF, sweat, and pollution are sitting there marinating in your pores. It’s gross.

We love our Illuminate & Rejuvenate Vitamin C Bar in the morning to brighten, wake up your skin, and make you look like you’ve slept more than you actually have. Then switch to Age-Defy & Purify Charcoal Bar in the evening to gently exfoliate and give a proper deep clean after removing your makeup. (But also, if you cant be arsed swapping them out, you can use the same bar morning and night).

2. Hydrate.

You’ve just stripped your face clean & now it’s as thirsty as you on a Friday night. Cleansing takes away dirt and oil, yes, but also your natural moisture. So replenish it, d*ckhead. Hyaluronic acid is basically a drink for your skin. If you skip it, you’ll dry out faster than leftover pasta (which is not a pretty look).

Use Hydrate & Nourish Hyaluronic Acid Serum morning and night for all-day hydration. If your skin is duller than a Monday morning meeting then grab our Brighten & Hydrate Vitamin C Hyaluronic Acid Serum instead. Want to mix them? Go for it. You’ve got free will & we’re not trying to stop you.

3. Moisturise.

Don’t skip this. You’ve come too far to quit now. If you’re cleansing and using serums but “forgetting” moisturiser, what’s the point? This is where you lock everything in.

Use Erase & Rewind Collagen Boosting Moisturiser in the morning for skin that looks firm, fresh, and like you actually slept. Then, at night, switch to Replenish & Strengthen Squalane Serum. It’s your overnight facial in a bottle. Minimum effort, maximum payoff. That’s it. Piece of p*ss. No more excuses please, Caroline.